Vollebak

Clothing from the future. It speaks to me.

Hey! Right. Grab your jacket. We’re heading out. Where? Oh, we’re going to Mars. Actually, don’t bother bringing your jacket, it’s rubbish. You need one of these instead:

Mars jacket: designed to be sick all over.

As you can see, it has built-in anti-gravity flaps in case of ‘shifting gravitational fields’. And that lid thing hides a ‘vomit pocket’, in ca…