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Clothing from the future. It speaks to me.

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Nick Parker
May 26, 2023
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Hey! Right. Grab your jacket. We’re heading out. Where? Oh, we’re going to Mars. Actually, don’t bother bringing your jacket, it’s rubbish. You need one of these instead:

Mars jacket: designed to be sick all over.

As you can see, it has built-in anti-gravity flaps in case of ‘shifting gravitational fields’. And that lid thing hides a ‘vomit pocket’, in ca…

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