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Deadpan cards

Deadpan cards

The unvarnished truth. On cardboard. With an envelope.

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Nick Parker
Mar 28, 2023
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A humdinger of a Straight-Talker1 voice for you this month2. Deadpan cards. They’re a range of greeting cards that tell the truth for every occasion. Their motto: ‘if you can’t say something nice, say something factually accurate’.

Fair warning: Deadpan Cards are one of those brands whose voice gets right into your head. Soon enough, their voice s…

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