Deadpan cards

The unvarnished truth. On cardboard. With an envelope.

👋 hello,

A humdinger of a Straight-Talker¹ voice for you this month². Deadpan cards. They’re a range of greeting cards that tell the truth for every occasion. Their motto: ‘if you can’t say something nice, say something factually accurate’.

Fair warning: Deadpan Cards are one of those brands whose voice gets right into your head. Soon enough, their voice s…