Archive - Tone Knob

Your armpits have never smelled so erudite

May 15 •

April 2025

Paynter jackets

Always read the label

Apr 10 •

March 2025

The greatest order fulfilment email ever written

Mar 24 •

February 2025

'With wisdom both ancient and new'

2025's default voice. The Pope on AI. Why your jeans are always horrible.

Feb 21 •

December 2024

It's not wackaging, it's a 'proto-Corynthian homage'.

In which I decide which things from the internet I'm gonna print out and read by the fireside over Christmas, like how Charles Dickens would've been…

Dec 17, 2024 •

'It's not wackaging, it's a proto-Corynthian homage'.

A 'Subscriber only' version of Tone Knob, in which I tell you to stop sending me money.

Dec 17, 2024 •

October 2024

Articulation. Shallow-seatedness. Ahh, brackets.

In which I offer you a new Tone Knob side-dish for your eyeball pleasure.

Oct 11, 2024 •

August 2024

Oh god, another drop in the ocean of hot takes...

Aug 5, 2024 •

June 2024

For the discombobulated

Oh, pull yourself together

Jun 3, 2024 •

May 2024

'Recipes, not stressipes'

May 9, 2024 •

March 2024

Dowsing & Reynolds

Shimmy into the sublimely sensuous world of... switches and sockets

Mar 6, 2024 •

January 2024

Fancy beverages with a dash of strange

Jan 26, 2024 •

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